Image of Extract of Genius, otherwise known as scented, blue bath salts in a glass bottle with cork. On this label the spelling of the word Genius is deliberately misspelled to 'Genious' with the 'o' crossed out
Image of the back label of Extract of Genius otherwise known as scented, blue bath salts in a glass bottle with cork. Back of label shows faux ingredients and side effects
Top view image of Extract of Genius otherwise known as scented bath salts in a glass bottle with cork
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Extract of Genius

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Tired of dull conversations with unintelligent minions, familiars or giants? Trying to hatch an evil plot with no success? Either way, the Extract of Genius charm is for you! Using cutting-edge technology, our leading sorcerers have harnessed the brain power of the top ten human thinkers, combining the resulting brain cells with owl ear wax to produce a highly powerful and effective mixture.

Notes for mortals:
Lavender, Orange and Basil scented bath crystals.
250g℮ supplied in glass bottle with cork.

Ingredients:
x Crystallised brain cells from the top 10 human thinkers
x Poached owl ear wax

Side Effects:
x Others become invisible
   Involuntary swivelling of the hips
x Desire to collect stamps

Graham’s top tip: To achieve a full-bodied intellect, place the subject in a cauldron of warm water before sprinkling on a small ladle-full of the potion.
Please note, increased knowledge may result in feelings of power. Please use responsibly. Part of Grimm & Co’s Charms range – as good as your fairy godmother used to make.

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