Perfect as a potion sweetener, or just to enhance your green glow, our goblin mucus soap contains only the finest responsibly-sourced ingredients. Our unique blend contains 92% pure sneezed goblin mucus, along with scrapings of fermented ear wax. A dash of phlegm will leave your skin looking and feeling absolutely hideous – just the way you like it. Reported side effects include ringing in the ears and monobrow.
Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with an apple and elderflower scent.
92% goblin mucus
x Fermented earwax
x A dash of phlegm
Side effects:x Ringing in the ears
x Monobrow
Sudden urge to open a souvenir shop
Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!
