Creates a skin-deep ugly appearance after just one use! Having trouble sourcing lurgy-stricken humans to harvest your phlegm from? Let Grimm & Co take the hassle out of harvesting with this ready-prepared product. Packed full of the richest man-flu phlegm, this soap is the perfect antidote for those cursed with loveliness. Witches: combine Human Phlegm with our free-range Frog Spawn soap to make a highly effective face mask. Banish beauty in minutes and get back to your sickening self!
Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with a melon scent.
x Man-flu phlegm
x Dead skin
x Obsession with reality TV
Please note, potential side effects for this product could include whinging and horn growth. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!