Jack's tale is a cautionary one - if you plant magic beans, chances are that you'll get a beanstalk and a giant moving in at the top (very high maintenance).
Instead of dealing with a giant at the bottom on your garden, we recommend consuming these magic beans to prevent rampant beanstalk breakouts.
Caution: not suitable for planting or cow-swapping.
Note for Mortals:
100 grams assorted flavoured edible jelly beans, colour and style may vary from image shown.
Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, cornflour, acid (citric acid), colours (anthocyanins, vegetable carbon, lutein, mixed carotenes), glazing agents (shellac, carnauba wax, beeswax), flavourings, vegetable oils (palm, coconut), stabilizer (gum Arabic), plant extracts: safflower, spirulina.
