Feeling the pinch of the current financial climate? Don’t lose sleep counting your hens’ teeth! Get an instant boost to your otherworldly assets with a dose of Condensed Wealth. Containing the finest quality cats’ whiskers and a generous helping of locally-sourced fairy dust, Condensed Wealth will provide instant austerity relief.
Simply scatter the potion into a bubbling cauldron, and roll in it.
Please note: this product can cause sore fingertips, paranoia and occasional fear of hamsters. Condensed wealth may invoke calls from distant relatives and greedy offspring.
Notes for mortals:
Ingredients: Marigold Flowers