Please note that any orders placed after Wednesday 18th December may not arrive before 25th December. All orders placed after Monday 23rd December will be shipped after January 2nd 2025.
Image of a Tinned Beard, otherwise known as a 125ml tin wrapped in a brown kraft label, containing an artificial beard. Tin in image is closed and placed on its side to show the name on the label, resting on a pile of wood wool.
Image of a tinned beard, otherwise known as a 125ml tin wrapped in a brown kraft label containing an artificial beard. Tin is resting on one side to display the back of the label, detailing the faux ingredients and side effects.
Image of a red artificial beard with elasticated fixing.
Close up detail of the back of a red artificial beard with elasticated fixing.
Image of a black artificial beard with elasticated fixing.
Close up detail of the back of a black artificial beard with elasticated fixing.
Image of a grey artificial beard with elasticated fixing.
Close up detail of the back of a grey artificial beard with elasticated fixing.
Image of a white artificial beard with elasticated fixing.

Tinned Beard

£6.00
£6.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

Calling all young wizards and sorcerer’s apprentices! Get that wizened, aged look in an instant with Grimm & Co’s Tinned Beard. Taken from our famous “Just for Wizards” range, all of our beards are injected with worldly wisdom, soaked in brain juice and trimmed with the sharpest tool in the box. Available in: Wizard Grey, Raven Black, Flame red and Snow White.

Notes for mortals:
Artificial beard with elasticated fixing. One size.

Please note: Beards may cause inflated ego. This product is charmed and possibly dangerous. Wear with caution.
Snow White variant may invoke a desire to jump down chimneys and excessive use of the word "Ho". Prolonged use may cause a craving for twelve reindeer; please use with caution.

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