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Image shows a toilet roll with a brown kraft label wrapped around the middle that reads 'Parchment of Purification'.

Parchment of Purification

Regular price
£3.00
Sale price
£3.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

Suffering the after-effects of a cursed ring? Get instant relief with Grimm & Co's patented Parchment of Purification. Tough on pus, slime and mucus of all varieties - even goblin mucus - yet soft and gentle enough for sensitive skin & scales. Now extra absorbant to clear up the messiest potion spillages with ease.

Notes for mortals:
Individual triple-layer toilet roll. 260 sheets per roll.

Please note: some customers have experienced excessive cleanliness and a liking for toilet humour after using this product.

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