Image of Goblin Mucus bar, otherwise known as an apple and elderflower scented white and green soap slice. Soap shown with kraft paper label.
Image of wrapped soap slice in kraft paper tied with red twine. Item shown as it would arrive once ordered.

Goblin Mucus Soap

Regular price
Sold out
Sale price
Quantity must be 1 or more

Perfect as a potion sweetener, or just to enhance your green glow, our goblin mucus soap contains only the finest responsibly-sourced ingredients. Our unique blend contains 92% pure sneezed goblin mucus, along with scrapings of fermented ear wax. A dash of phlegm will leave your skin looking and feeling absolutely hideous – just the way you like it. Reported side effects include ringing in the ears and monobrow.

Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with an apple and elderflower scent.

   92% goblin mucus
Fermented earwax

A dash of phlegm

Side effects:
x  Ringing in the ears
x  Monobrow
    Sudden urge to open a souvenir shop    


Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!

Spin to win Spinner icon