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Human Blood, Sweat & Tears Soap

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£5.00
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Exclusive to Grimm & Co. Improve your work ethic by 1000% with just one wash! Grimm & Co’s last Employee of the Year put their nose to the grindstone for the making of this very unique product. Also contains candle wax (burnt at both ends) and added elbow grease.

Ingredients:
x Noses from the grindstone
x Elbow grease
x Candle (burnt at both ends)

Side Effects:
   Lumpy bottom syndrome
x Fervent punctuality
x Sweaty armpits

Please note, this product is charmed: side effects may include sweaty armpits, fervent punctuality and overwhelming fatigue. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!

Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with a strawberry scent.

Ingredients
AquaGlycerineSodium StearatePropylene GlycolSorbitolSodium LaurateSodium Laureth SulfateDisoduim Laureth SulfosuccinateSilicaSodium ChlorideTitanium DioxideStearic AcidLauric AcidTetrasodium EDTAParfumCI 77891CI 74160CI 51319CI 21108CI 77266Linaloolalpha-Amylcinnamaldehydealpha-iso-Methylionone

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