Creates a skin-deep ugly appearance after just one use! Having trouble sourcing lurgy-stricken humans to harvest your phlegm from? Let Grimm & Co take the hassle out of harvesting with this ready-prepared product. Packed full of the richest man-flu phlegm, this soap is the perfect antidote for those cursed with loveliness. Witches: combine Human Phlegm with our free-range Frog Spawn soap to make a highly effective face mask. Banish beauty in minutes and get back to your sickening self!
Ingredients:
x Man-flu phlegm
x Dead skin
Londoners
Side Effects:
x Whinging
Horns
x Obsession with reality TV
Please note, potential side effects for this product could include whinging and horn growth. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!
Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with a pineapple scent.
Ingredients:
Aqua, Glycerin, Sodium Cocoate, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Cocosulfate, Sodium Citrate, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Polyglyceryl-4 Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, CI77891 (Titanium Dioxide), Parfum, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, CI 19140, CI 42090 D-Limonene, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin.
