Please note that any orders placed after Wednesday 18th December may not arrive before 25th December. All orders placed after Monday 23rd December will be shipped after January 2nd 2025.

Image shows a Frog Spawn soap slice. Soap is mostly pastel green with poppy seeds suspended in the soap, the top layer of the soap is light brown with a wavy textured finish.
Image shows a white linen drawstring pouch with a Frog Spawn soap poking out the top and a kraft label showing the faux ingredients and side effects.
Image shows kraft paper label for Frog Spawn bar, a kiwi scented soap slice. Label lists the faux ingredients and side effects.
Image shows a cream linen drawstring bag with the wording 'Potion Ingredient (sliced) for when you're in a right lather'. Text is printed in black.

Frog Spawn Soap

Regular price
£5.00
Sale price
£5.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

100% newt-free. Using only the freshest organic frog spawn, and just a drop of ear sweat from a free-range jogging human, our frog spawn soap is the perfect tool to combat those unwanted beauty buildups. Promotes wart growth and leaves skin feeling slimy – just as nature intended. This product can also be ground and used as a potion ingredient: possible side effects include webbed feet and tasty legs.

Ingredients:
x Organic frog spawn
x Human ear sweat
   Eye of newt

Side Effects:
   Warts
x Webbed feet
x Tasty legs

Please note, use of this product may attract unwanted attention from persistent princesses. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!

Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with a kiwi fruit scent.

Ingredients:
AquaGlycerinSorbitolSodium StearateSodium LauratePropylene GlycolSodium OleateSodium MyristateSodium ChlorideParfumCocos Nucifera (Coconut) OilGlyceryl LaurateCocamidopropyl BetaineSodium CitrateCitric AcidTetrasodium IminodisuccinateTetrasodium EtidronateCI 77891CI 42090CI 19140Hexyl Cinnamal

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