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Human Blood, Sweat & Tears Soap
Human Blood, Sweat & Tears Soap
Human Blood, Sweat & Tears Soap

Human Blood, Sweat & Tears Soap

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Exclusive to Grimm & Co. Improve your work ethic by 1000% with just one wash! Grimm & Co’s last Employee of the Year put their nose to the grindstone for the making of this very unique product. Also contains candle wax (burnt at both ends) and added elbow grease.

Notes for mortals:
Handmade vegan friendly soap bar with a pomegranate scent and embedded oats.
*Not suitable for people with a gluten or oat intolerance or allergy*

x Noses from the grindstone
x Elbow grease
x Candle (burnt at both ends)

Side Effects:
   Lumpy bottom syndrome
x Fervent punctuality
x Sweaty armpits

Please note, this product is charmed: side effects may include sweaty armpits, fervent punctuality and overwhelming fatigue. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!

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