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Image shows a tin of Festive Disappointment with kraft paper label
Image shows the back of a tin of Festive Disappointment with kraft paper label of faux ingredients and side effects
Image shows a tin of Festive Disappointment with kraft paper label, lid open to reveal wood wool shreds inside and mini kraft envelope stamped with a red 'G' monogram
Image shows a tin of Festive Disappointment with kraft paper label, lid is open showing wood wool shreds and a lump of black coal

Festive Disappointment

Regular price
£4.00
Sale price
£4.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

This tin is guaranteed to bring an air of amused displeasure throughout the festive season! Open the lid and prepare for anti-climax - effective immediately.
For best results - can be opened outdoors for first footing

Ingredients:
x 1 piece of coal
   3 shivers from a bleak mid-winter
x 2 spoonfuls of just desserts

Side Effects: 
Loss of brightness and merriment
x Spontaneous urge to deck the halls
   Nomadic carolling

Note for mortals: 
Tin contains 1 lump of coal and an envelope bonus extra displeasure in the form of nuggets of humour to crack you up!

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