Bequeath your otherworldly wisdom, secret spells and messages of eternal love to someone special - the good old-fashioned way, because telepathy just isn't as romantic. Instructions for use: inscribe message on parchment scroll provided using pencil, ink, or blood (if desired). Use prompt sheet for help if you're struggling to find the right words. Once dry, roll parchment and attach retrieval device to end. Place scroll in bottle and seal. Deliver to subject or, if shy, leave in a conspicuous place and run away.
Notes for mortals:
Decorative corked bottle with paper scroll.
