This tin is guaranteed to bring an air of amused displeasure throughout the festive season! Open the lid and prepare for anti-climax - effective immediately.
For best results - can be opened outdoors for first footing
Ingredients:
x 1 piece of coal
3 shivers from a bleak mid-winter
x 2 spoonfuls of just desserts
Side Effects:
x Loss of brightness and merriment
x Spontaneous urge to deck the halls
Nomadic carolling
Note for mortals:
Tin contains 1 lump of coal and an envelope bonus extra displeasure in the form of nuggets of humour to crack you up!
