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Image of Frog Spawn bar, otherwise known as a kiwi scented soap slice shown with kraft paper label
Image of wrapped soap slice in kraft paper tied with red twine. Item shown as it would arrive once ordered.
Image shows kraft paper label for Frog Spawn bar, a kiwi scented soap slice. Label lists the faux ingredients and side effects.

Frog Spawn Soap

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£4.50
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100% newt-free. Using only the freshest organic frog spawn, and just a drop of ear sweat from a free-range jogging human, our frog spawn soap is the perfect tool to combat those unwanted beauty buildups. Promotes wart growth and leaves skin feeling slimy – just as nature intended. This product can also be ground and used as a potion ingredient: possible side effects include webbed feet and tasty legs.

Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with a kiwi fruit scent.

Ingredients:
x Organic frog spawn
x Human ear sweat
   Eye of newt

Side Effects:
   Warts
x Webbed feet
x Tasty legs

Please note, use of this product may attract unwanted attention from persistent princesses. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!

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