Image shows a Frog Spawn soap slice. Soap is mostly pastel green with poppy seeds suspended in the soap, the top layer of the soap is light brown with a wavy textured finish.
Image shows a white linen drawstring pouch with a Frog Spawn soap poking out the top and a kraft label showing the faux ingredients and side effects.
Image shows kraft paper label for Frog Spawn bar, a kiwi scented soap slice. Label lists the faux ingredients and side effects.
Image shows a cream linen drawstring bag with the wording 'Potion Ingredient (sliced) for when you're in a right lather'. Text is printed in black.

Frog Spawn Soap

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100% newt-free. Using only the freshest organic frog spawn, and just a drop of ear sweat from a free-range jogging human, our frog spawn soap is the perfect tool to combat those unwanted beauty buildups. Promotes wart growth and leaves skin feeling slimy – just as nature intended. This product can also be ground and used as a potion ingredient: possible side effects include webbed feet and tasty legs.

x Organic frog spawn
x Human ear sweat
   Eye of newt

Side Effects:
x Webbed feet
x Tasty legs

Please note, use of this product may attract unwanted attention from persistent princesses. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!

Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with a kiwi fruit scent.

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