This finest earwax, extracted solely from grumpy grandads, is supplied in neat kraft packages, ideal for potion making on the go.
Suitably thick and shaped into neat cubes, this earwax is harvested at a time of peak grumpiness: when someone is sat in their comfy seat.
Ingredients
X 87% Grandad's Earwax
X 2 Bangs of an (ear) drum
X 40 Winks
Side Effects
X Ability to tie your ears in a bow
X Bushy Eyebrows
X Cloth Ears
Note for Mortals:
Vanilla fudge, 120g℮, approx. 8 pieces.
Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Coconut), Skimmed Milk Powder, Salt, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavourings, Vanilla Extract.
ALLERGEN ADVICE: for allergens including cereals containing gluten see ingredients in bold and underlined. May Contain Traces of Egg, Peanuts, Hazelnuts and Almonds
Nutrition Information. Typical value per 100g
Energy: 1854 kJ / 438 kcal, Fat: 13g, of which saturates 11g, Carbohydrate: 78g, of which sugars 69g, Protein: 1.6g, Salt: 0.60g.
