Image shows a Human Phlegm soap bar sat in front of a white linen drawstring bag with a kraft label bearing the name Human Phlegm
Image shows a small stack of Human Phlegm soap bar slices, clear yellow soap with pale yellow and green chunks dropped into the soap as it sets.
Image shows a white linen drawstring pouch with a Human Phlegm soap bar poking out the top and a kraft label showing the faux ingredients and side effects.
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Image shows kraft paper label for Human Phlegm bar, a melon scented soap slice. Label lists the faux ingredients and side effects.

Human Phlegm Soap

£5.00
£5.00
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Creates a skin-deep ugly appearance after just one use! Having trouble sourcing lurgy-stricken humans to harvest your phlegm from? Let Grimm & Co take the hassle out of harvesting with this ready-prepared product. Packed full of the richest man-flu phlegm, this soap is the perfect antidote for those cursed with loveliness. Witches: combine Human Phlegm with our free-range Frog Spawn soap to make a highly effective face mask. Banish beauty in minutes and get back to your sickening self!

Ingredients:
x Man-flu phlegm
x Dead skin
   Londoners

Side Effects:
x Whinging
   Horns
x Obsession with reality TV

Please note, potential side effects for this product could include whinging and horn growth. Part of our Soap & Gory range – because every creature has the right to remain ugly!

Notes for mortals:
Handmade soap bar with a pineapple scent.

Ingredients:
Aqua, Glycerin, Sodium Cocoate, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Cocosulfate, Sodium Citrate, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Polyglyceryl-4 Oleate, Sodium Chloride, Citric Acid, CI77891 (Titanium Dioxide), Parfum, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, CI 19140, CI 42090 D-Limonene, Benzyl Benzoate, Coumarin.

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