Middle Aged Vitriol
Middle Aged Vitriol
Middle Aged Vitriol
Middle Aged Vitriol
Middle Aged Vitriol

Middle Aged Vitriol

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£8.00
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Feeling despondent as you get on in life? Missing the sharp-tongued days of yesteryear? Put the sting back into your tail with a dash of Middle Aged Vitriol. With soured cobra venom and fresh bile from the throats of angry mortals, this potion makes an excellent hostility supplement for those in the prime of life. Don’t let the sweet scent fool you – this curse is as bitter as they come.

Notes for mortals:
Ylang ylang, lemon and orange scented bath crystals.

Ingredients:
   Organic octopus ink
x Water from the fountain of youtht
   Angry mortals bile

Side Effects:
x Selective deafness
x Squeaky bottom burps
   Unwarranted sarcasm

Please note: Middle Aged Vitriol can cause selective deafness, unwarranted sarcasm and frequent senior moments. Please use responsibly. Part of Grimm & Co’s Curses range – they really are wicked.

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