Image shows a bottle of Middle Aged Vitriol, otherwise known as red, scented bath salts in a glass bottle with cork lid and a kraft paper label
Image shows a bottle of Middle Aged Vitriol, otherwise known as red, scented bath salts in a glass bottle with cork lid and a kraft paper label. Detail of back of label showing faux ingredients and side effects for mortals.
Top view of Middle Aged Vitriol potion bottle, a glass bottle and cork of red bath salts.
Detail image of the 'G' stamped cork on the bottle of Middle Aged Vitriol
Close up image of Middle Aged Vitriol, red, scented bath salts in a glass bottle with cork.

Middle Aged Vitriol

£8.00
£8.00
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Feeling despondent as you get on in life? Missing the sharp-tongued days of yesteryear? Put the sting back into your tail with a dash of Middle Aged Vitriol. With soured cobra venom and fresh bile from the throats of angry mortals, this potion makes an excellent hostility supplement for those in the prime of life. Don’t let the sweet scent fool you – this curse is as bitter as they come.

Notes for mortals:
Ylang ylang, lemon and orange scented bath crystals.
250g℮ supplied in glass bottle with cork.

Ingredients:
   Organic octopus ink
x Water from the fountain of youth
   Angry mortals bile

Side Effects:
x Selective deafness
x Squeaky bottom burps
   Unwarranted sarcasm

Please note: Middle Aged Vitriol can cause selective deafness, unwarranted sarcasm and frequent senior moments. Please use responsibly. Part of Grimm & Co’s Curses range – they really are wicked.

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