Giant Handkerchief - I Believe in Humans
Giant Handkerchief - I Believe in Humans
Giant Handkerchief - I Believe in Humans
Giant Handkerchief - I Believe in Humans
Giant Handkerchief - I Believe in Humans

Giant Handkerchief - I Believe in Humans

Regular price
£9.00
Sale price
£9.00
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Our giant handkerchiefs have been woven from concentrated cobwebs by Anansi's house spiders to be ultra absorbent and 100% organic.  This product can be used to combat snot, sniffles and gunk of all varieties.  Also suitable for drying all grades of tears, including joy, laughter and boredom.

Due to the flammable nature of this product, use near dragons, phoenixes and firedrakes is not recommended.

Please note: This product is extremely absorbent and overuse may result in dehydration, desiccation and/or shrivelling.

Notes for mortals: 100% cotton teatowel with hanging loop.  Measures approximately 51x78cm.

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